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OK so this is something new that I have decided to do.  Gene Gnocchi from the Gazzetta dello Sport, everyday, will post something satirically funny about sports (95% football) in general.  For example:

Dec. 20: Moratti reassures Benitez: "Reinforcements will arrive.  First one is Spalletti."

This page will be updated daily:

Apr. 23 - Atonio Cassano's enthusiasm about his new born son: "He already knows how to do the imitations of Capello."

Apr. 22 - Moratti clears the rumors about the future: "The coach for next season will be the same as one currently: Zanetti."

Apr. 21 - Complaints made by a homeless who received a thousand pounds from Balotelli because he must give 20 percent to Raiola.

Apr. 20 - Mourinho is more and more away from Inter. He's just found out that Balotelli has joined an elementary school in Lugano.

Apr. 19 - Moratti promises Leonardo important acquisitions: "Tomorrow I will buy a suitcase."

Apr. 18 - Mourinho never denied it. He has enrolled his children to a school in Lugano but as teachers.

Apr. 17 - First wrong move from the new American owners of Roma. In the dressing room of Trigoria (Roma headquarters), they have opened a McDonald's.

Apr. 16 - Berlusconi is prepared to pay 100 million for Cristiano Ronaldo and 200 for his phone book.

Apr. 15 - Cassano's son was born. When he cries, Cassano puts his hands on the boy's mouth.

Apr. 14 - Carlo Ancelotti was deeply hurt after the elimination in the Champions League. Last night, he only had dinner three times.

Apr. 13 - Berlusconi defends Ibrahimovic and his insult against the linesman: "He swore that he thought that was a judge."

Apr. 12 - Buffon is moving further away from Juve. Yesterday, he sold his Fiat Multipla.

Apr. 11 - Delio Rossi is not a peace. Yesterday, he asked for the permission to stay temporarily.

Apr. 10 - A ship with 1500 men on board left Sicily. They all are the coaches that had been sacked by Zamparini.

Apr. 9 - Moratti still believes in the Champions League: "If somehow I can give Schalke Leonardo by Wednesday morning, then we can do it."

Apr. 8 - Big problem to the future of Balotelli at Milan. The local dance club that got shut down was at Villa San Martino in Arcore (Berlusconi's residence).

Apr. 7 - Moratti: "Leonardo will stay in Milan. The team, however, will train in Appiano Gentile."

Apr. 6 - The Rubygate begins today. Neither Ruby nor the Milan owner will be in court. But you will see them elsewhere.

Apr. 5 - New incident at Gattuso's restaurant. A fish, after spending sometime in the oven, requested for legitimate impediment.

Apr. 4 - Gattuso: "I went overboard with insults towards Leonardo. I shouldn't have shouted red robe."

Apr. 3 - The head of Milan ultra, who was found with a bomb, downplays: "I only wanted to blow up my mother-in-law. She is an Interista."

Apr. 2 - Concerns for Roma fans after Tom DiBenedetto's promise: "We will win the Super Bowl."

Apr. 1 - Another coup for Berlusconi. In 24 hours, he will return all the non-EU players to Inter.

Mar. 31 - Capello responded to a journalist who asked him why he only knows 100 words in English: "Fuck off is 101st."

Mar. 30 - New incident at Gattuso's fish market. Two gigantic fish (cernie) were wrongly offside (or they were uncooked) and a customer left without paying.

Mar. 29 - Balotelli on the incident with City's youth players: "I did not succeed at making a lasso, so I tried to spear them with darts."

Mar. 28 - Schumacher explains the reason of his withdrawal. First, they didn't want to give me coupons for the windbreaker (jacket).

Mar. 27 - Harsh punishment for Moggi: for a year, he will stay in the bathroom of Paparesta.

Mar. 26 - After 201 goals in Serie A, another record for Totti. There hasn't been (his) a commercial for 2 hours.

Mar. 25 - Cassano and his coming child: "I hope the newborn gets sent to the country of Garrone's grandson."

Mar. 24 - Behind the scene on the interview with Ronaldo at a restaurant. Gazzetta has requested an increase in capital to pay for the check.

Mar. 23 - First problems at Gattuso's restaurant. Last night, a shrimp head butted a customer.

Mar. 22 - Embarrassing opening of Gattuso's restaurant. Nesta and Seedorf were made to accommodate boiled meat.

Mar. 21 - Gheddafi threatens Italy: "I will refer my son to play in Serie A."

Mar. 20 - Berlusconi threatens Gheddafi: "I want back the Milan clock that I gave you."

Mar. 19 - Balotelli apologizes for the foul on Popov: "I had mistaken him for Mourinho."

Mar. 18 - Nice celebration at Pinetina for the Unification of Italy. The Italian players of Inter came together for a toast inside the elevator.

Mar. 17 - Cannavaro has asked for a day to return to Italy to celebrate the 150th anniversary of unification: "I was one of the Mille."

Mar. 16 - Ibra in confusion after the suspension: "Only the voters can judge me."

Mar. 15 - Tania Cagnotto: "I dedicate my gold to a person who taught me everything: Pippo Inzaghi."

Mar. 14 - Berlusconi: "No problems. Ibra will play in the derby. Tomorrow, I will be in Parliament to reform the sporting justice."

Mar. 13 - Moratti: "It will be a great season. We already won the Ambrogino d'oro."

Mar. 12 - Good news for Ibrahimovic. To honor him, people will give him the Champions League.

Mar. 11 - Valentino confirms: "Canalis is not dating me. However, we did try Clooney."

Mar. 10 - The Americans are enthusiastic after Shakhtar-Roma. They will sign up for the World Cup of Wrestling.

Mar. 9 - Bad news for Gigi Buffon, Alena Seredova has changed her mind and will marry Storari.

Mar. 8 - After he knew that he will go to trial on Monday, Berlusconi wants Aldo Biscardi as judge.

Mar. 7 - After the brace against Genoa by Eto'o, last night, he also found a parking spot.

Mar. 6 - Mourinho plays down the attack: "The attacker didn't do anything."

Mar. 5 - Chiellini, who will mark Ibrahimovic, provokes: "My nose is bigger than yours."

Mar. 4, 2011 - It is still doubtful about permanence of Cosmi at Palermo. Zamparini has booked a campsite for him.

Mar. 3, 2011 - New problems between Adriano and Roma. The Brazilian had to meet with Prade to apologize for being late, but he arrived late.

Mar. 2, 2011 - The traffic police has made it clear why Eto'o received a fine: "His ears were in a no parking zone."

Mar. 1, 2011 - Serse Cosmi is happy to sign for Palermo: "I have always dreamed of a permanent job."

Feb. 28, 2011 - Delio Rossi is angry with the referee: "Too few minutes in extra time given to us."

Feb. 27, 2011 - An Inter doctor, last night, invited a boy to his house: "Come, let me show you my collection of X-ray plates."

Feb. 26, 2011 - Adriano has confirmed his participation at the Rio Carnival. He will disguise as a footballer.

Feb 25, 2011 - Del Piero has found agreement, economically, for the renewal: besides the bench, he will have a newspaper to read.

Feb 24, 2011 - Berlusconi assures his support for Rome 2020: "The beach volleyball athletes can stay at my house."

Feb. 23, 2011 - Berlusconi's Milan have turned 25 years old. But according to the magistrates, they are under 18.

Feb. 22, 2011 - Roma's dressing room is divided on the farewell of Ranieri. Some with fine wine, others with champagne.

Feb. 21, 2011 - Robinho talks about the much challenged goal: "TV doesn't prove anything. The basket was normal."

Feb. 20, 2011 - Mou continues talking about his relationship with God: "One time, he asked me for my autograph."

Feb. 19, 2011 - Leonardo is still provoking Galliani: "See you at a hairdresser."

Feb. 18, 2011 - Berlusconi asks UEFA to free Gattuso: "He is a grandson of Yeti."

Feb. 17, 2011 - Berlusconi is ready for legitimate impediment on April 6: "There is the first leg of the Champions League quarter-finals."

Feb. 16, 2011 - UniCredit explains why they have given the acquisition of Roma exclusively to the Americans: "We have only asked for them."

Feb. 15, 2011 - Ronaldo has finally stopped. He has hung up his forks on a nail.

Feb. 14, 2011 - Valentine's Day celebration tonight at Meazza. Berlusconi has booked second and third ring.

Feb. 13, 2011 - Transfer market. Roma has put on the table an offer that Ancelotti just can not refuse: carbonara.

Feb. 12, 2011 - Balotelli explains his no to Sanremo. "It would not be serious because first I want to win some friends."

Feb. 11, 2011 - Ibrahimovic is tired. At night, he falls asleep counting his former teams.

Feb. 10, 2011 - Adriano explains why he refused the breathalyzer: "I didn't want to ruin my reputation. I was sober."

Feb. 9, 2011 - Incident for Giovinco in Germany. He fell in a mug of beer.

Feb. 8, 2011 - Allegri: "I had to replace Ibrahimovic every time one of his former teams scores so he might never play again."

Feb. 7, 2011 - Problems at Juve for Del Piero's renewal: he is now registered at FIOM.

Feb. 6, 2011 - Curiosity for Nagatomo. During the presentation, it was him who took the photographs.

Feb. 5, 2011 - Four days for the punch, Chivu has solved the problem. He will take off his helmet and put one on everybody.

Feb. 4, 2011 - First problem for the Americans who are going to buy Roma: They want to learn Italian from Totti.

Feb. 3, 2011 - Milan have discovered why so many players are injured. The nurses in Milanello are like those of Bunga Bunga.

Feb. 2, 2011 - Ghirardi explains the signing of Amauri: "I always like the boiled."

Feb. 1, 2011 - First words of Legrotagglie at Milan: "I am here to redeem Berlusconi."

Jan. 31, 2011 - Good news for Milan players. They'll be awarded the Scudetto if they deal with Emilio Fede.
Jan. 30, 2011 - The all new Ferrari is all Italian. On the Premier's suggestion, it has folding seats.
Jan. 29, 2011 - Agnelli has decided: "Delneri is staying in Turin but we will relocate Juve to Poland."
Jan. 28, 2011 - Moratti on Pazzini: "No spending spree. I got him with ERG coupons."
Jan. 27, 2011 - Cassano: "I wanted to apologize to Garrone, but I couldn't find him in a nursing home."
Jan. 26, 2011 - Adriano is all sad because of the shoulder surgery. He can not lift a beer.
Jan. 25, 2011 - After the injury Nesta has changed agent. It's Dr. House.
Jan. 24, 2011 - Moratti's idea to spread fear over Milan. To sign Ilda Boccassini as a striker.
Jan. 23, 2011 - Mourinho for now does not want to talk about his future: "I will do in the next encyclical."
Jan. 22, 2011 - Ibrahimovic doesn't want Balotelli at Milan: "I won't have time to fight with him as I am fighting with Pato."
Jan. 21, 2001 - Mourinho's notes are on sale on the internet and Leonardo bought them.
Jan. 20, 2011 - Milan players in revolt. Berlusconi wants to pay them in Apicella's CDs.
Jan. 19, 2011 - Ranieri: "Adopting changes, fighting with Totti in one week, with Vucinic another week."
Jan. 18, 2011 - After the latest miracle by Ibra, Berlusconi has taken him as a lawyer to replace Ghedini.
Jan. 17, 2011 - Berlusconi's idea to stop Inter. Tomorrow, he will send Ruby Rubacuori to Pinetina.
Jan. 16, 2011 - Cassano: "I will not fail at Milan. I swear on the heads of Berlusconi's sons."
Jan. 15, 2011 - Disappointment for Berlusconi due to the failure of legitimized impediment: "I will not be able to say more because I have to make the formation for Milan."
Jan. 14, 2011 - Alemanno's contrary at Roma Grand Prix. He has found out that none of the drivers are his parent.
Jan. 13, 2011 - Totti plays down the situation: "I have this imported phone which is only charged when I am on the bench."
Jan. 12, 2011 - Napoli is crazy for Cavani. They have dedicated an incinerator.
Jan. 11, 2011 - Leonardo reveals the advice from Mou: "I suggest that you seek a raise from Moratti."
Jan. 10, 2011 - Ranieri apologizes for putting Totti in a game with only four minutes remaining: "I thought there was only one minute left."
Jan. 9, 2011 - Balotelli is no longer undecided whether to have the operation or not. He saw the nurse and decided for the operation.
Jan. 8, 2011 - Big punishment from De Laurentiis after the defeat of Napoli. He brought all the players to see "Natale in Sudafrica."
Jan. 7, 2011 - After the four goals allowed by Storari, Gigi Buffon changes his name. It is changed to Gigi Guffon.
Jan. 6, 2011 - Nice gesture by Leonardo. To be closer to the team, he lives in the infirmary at Pinetina.
Jan. 5, 2011 - Embarrassment at Pinetina. Leonardo kisses Ranocchia repeatedly hoping he will transform to Kaka.
Jan. 4, 2011 - Leonardo: "With respect to Milan, there is something different in my schemes. I do them."
Jan. 3, 2011 - Berlusconi has solved the Battisti case, he will give back Ronaldinho in exchange.
Jan. 2, 2011 - Balotelli was drunk. New Year day, he had to make a toast to every one of his girlfriends.
Dec. 31, 2010 - New Year abroad for Totti and for the first time he will take his family out of Grande Raccordo Anulare.
Dec. 30, 2010 - Ibra is also a protagonist in Dubai. While doing push-ups, with his nose he found oil.
Dec. 29, 2010 - Ancelotti and the disappointment from England: "From the technical point of view, you are shit."
Dec. 28, 2010 - After Leonardo and the interest for Maldini. Moratti has invited Veronica Lario (Berlusconi's wife) to dinner.
Dec. 27, 2010 - Nice surprise for Fabio Cannavaro. He met Santa Claus and knew that they were in the same class in elementary school.